"Some people dream of being chased by Bigfoot" [What the World Will Look Like When All the Water Leaves Us, Laura van den Berg].
I dream of Lady Gaga surprising me at the Gap.
Walking into my store in her meat dress, desperate to buy our new orange Always Skinnies.
Tragically, she's in Asia.
Other times, I imagine all of my customers as pieces of furniture.
It comes to me, instantly, what they are.
Gifted, clearly.
Like that lady--she's an ottoman. Obviously.
Forget all this noise.
I just wish I had huge feet.
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